If this were the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book, we might recommend a Fantasy Gift along the lines of a "surreal" Seahawks GameDay Experience or a futuristic hoverboard like the ones spotted around VMAC for the Seahawks fan in your life.
But no matter what your budget, we've got a whole range of gifts and stocking stuffers to inspire your holiday shopping. Because like a certain quarterback is fond of saying, "The separation is in the preparation." If you want to win at Christmas shopping, you've come to the right place.
Here's our version of the 12 Days of Christmas – Seahawks style:
1. Russell Wilson Ugly Holiday Sweater
Be the shimmery, shining star of this year's ugly sweater party while simultaneously repping your favorite QB! The Women's Klew Russell Wilson Ugly V-neck sweater glams up for the holidays with glitter foil outlining Wilson's name and number. With the Seahawks logo, argyle print and Fair Isle cuff detail, it's the sweater that keeps on giving. (Not ugly enough for you? Try this adorably ugly sweater dress).
2. Ugly Sweater Cardigan
Not to worry, we've got your date to the party covered, too. He'll look more handsome than ever in this grandpa cardigan that anyone would love – after a few mugs of eggnog. Not a cardigan guy? Browse the Pro Shop's complete ugly sweater collection. Bonus: He could probably spill something on it and nobody would notice.
3. Championship Drive Hybrid Hoodie
Beat the cold while watching the Seahawks beat their opponents in this simple logo Nike Championship Drive Gold Collection hoodie with Therma-FIT technology. (Retro Starter Jacket available in store).
4. Sideline Beanie
Who doesn't love a hat with a pom? Stand out in a crowd and brighten a dreary day while keeping your ears warm with this cheerful New Era On-Field Knit Hat with Pom.
5. Women's Seahawks Jacket or Parka
When the weather outside is frightful (say, during December games at CenturyLink Field) stay toasty while showing your team spirit in this College Navy Packable Polyfill Jacket or the Women' Down Parka with faux fur trim hood, available in Seahawks Pro Shop stores.
6. Seahawks-themed Santa Hat
Play Santa for your favorite Seahawks fan and make his or her Christmas wish come true with this jolly Seattle Seahawks Argyle Santa hat. And because two Santa hats are twice as nice, check out the Seahawks Santa Hat with Feather Pattern, available in Seahawks Pro Shop stores.
7. Blue Thunder glassybaby
Give the gift of light (and luck!) with the limited edition Blue Thunder glassybaby. The Seahawks-themed glass votives have worked their way into the gameday rituals of thousands of fans, and are just the thing to warm your holiday mantel. Available at Seahawks Pro Shop stores.
8. Robin Layton's 12 Book
For the classy Seahawks fan in your life, choose this elegant coffee-table book created for 12s by a 12. Award-winning Seattle photojournalist (and Seahawks fan) Robin Layton captures the 12s as they've never been seen before, elevating football to high art in this collection of impressionistic photographs. Available in Seahawks Pro Shops and on Layton's website.
9. Seahawks Stockings
Show Santa your Seahawks pride with the Seahawks Argyle Stocking and Seahawks Stocking with Feather Pattern, and maybe he'll bring the city a Championship Ring in the new year.
11. Seahawks Rainboots
No fair-weather fans here! Show your Seahawks pride all winter long with these Women's Cuce Seattle Seahawks Frontrunner Rain Boots. They're perfect to keep your feet warm and dry on game day – knee socks included!